Garden Disruptor Gifts

An angry engineer getting out of a train that has had to stop because a woman has taken some railroad ties out to build a flower garden in the middle of the tracks.

Horse statue throws off rider.

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

"Move, Gary."

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

'We've got trouble, Henderson - Your people got with my people and decided they didn't need us.'

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

'She wishes.'

"You must be the new guy!"

"I've decided to give up my day to day responsibilities."

'They tried to GAG her but they can NEVER stop her 'dance of neglect on the ward'!'

Spoonfest

"Look! It came pre-defaced by the artist."

"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."

'I didn't know I was going to sneeze.'

"How about one-ish? I love the way it sounds."

Occupy crunch

A dictator makes a speech, about to be doused with water.

'Miss Jones, those pants have got to go. I can't have my secretary looking like a boy.'

TV Kill

"You seem so chill!"

'Would you mind jumping in further down please?'

do you like democrats of republicans? is that the only choice?

'We'd like to share a haircut.'

"No one's exactly sure how they got here, or how to get rid of them!"