Hierarchy Disruptor Gifts

'We've got trouble, Henderson - Your people got with my people and decided they didn't need us.'

'Here you are, Simmons!'

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

'I know that you think you should be the President of this company, Your Majesty. But, you'll just have to work your way up, like I did!'

'No wonder we're losing money! --This organizational chart is upside down!'

"May I remind you that I'm still in charge here, Baskin. And when I say, 'Jump,' you say, 'How many floors.'"

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

'She wishes.'

"You must be the new guy!"

"I've decided to give up my day to day responsibilities."

Big Fish Eat Little Fish

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

"Pawn to King Four."

"...You correct me if I'm wrong only when I say 'correct me if I'm wrong'!"

"I'm not explaining any of my decisions today...it's 'Yes or No Thursday.'"

Big CEO- Small Outfit

Spoonfest

A man exits his house to a clapboard.

'I didn't know I was going to sneeze.'

"How about one-ish? I love the way it sounds."

'I'm John Glynn. My dad is your dad's boss. Give me that swing.'

Master dog trainer.

Occupy crunch

Executive Bathroom

'Miss Jones, those pants have got to go. I can't have my secretary looking like a boy.'

An angry engineer getting out of a train that has had to stop because a woman has taken some railroad ties out to build a flower garden in the middle of the tracks.

"That's the first time he's ever done anything spontaneous!"

TV Kill

"No one's exactly sure how they got here, or how to get rid of them!"

'Would you mind jumping in further down please?'

'We'd like to share a haircut.'