Hierarchy Doubter Gifts

"May I remind you that I'm still in charge here, Baskin. And when I say, 'Jump,' you say, 'How many floors.'"

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

"The boss can see you now."

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

'Here you are, Simmons!'

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

"Sorry, Pete, but Bill is now my 'go-to' guy. Until further notice, you're my 'anybody-but' guy."

"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."

'You are here.'

You are here.

'No wonder we're losing money! --This organizational chart is upside down!'

'We've got trouble, Henderson - Your people got with my people and decided they didn't need us.'

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

Age 42: Still stuck at the children's table.

Door labelled: 'False Economy Analysis & Research.'

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

"Watch what you say, Jenkins. It's but a short step from insolent to insolvent."

Hunter-Gatherer, Agriculture, Services, Tech. . . Job-Hunter-Gatherer.

The boss is always right.

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

"Top management told middle management to tell me to tell you to shape up."

'You need to recognise who your superiors are... I'm one, for a start.'

'It's says here that you are 'kind to inferiors'. I'm surprised to learn that there are any...'

Corporate Ladder.

'Is this a trick question?'

"You'll probably have to start at the bottom, son, like the House of Representatives."

'You are this week's top person on the team pyramid.'

Design and Display company's executives have their titles displayed on their foreheads.

Look at it this way Hepworth, somebody has to hold the corporate ladder.

All employee suggestions are 'cascaded up' to management.

'.and you will be promoted to Regimental Sergeant Major...'