Hierarchy Challengers Gifts

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

"It's my intelligence, talent and hard work that have got me to the top."

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

Whatever!

'I know that you think you should be the President of this company, Your Majesty. But, you'll just have to work your way up, like I did!'

"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

Foreclosed

Santa Elevator

"May I remind you that I'm still in charge here, Baskin. And when I say, 'Jump,' you say, 'How many floors.'"

'Why do it the easy way when you can do it the right way?'

"Watch what you say, Jenkins. It's but a short step from insolent to insolvent."

Age 42: Still stuck at the children's table.

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

The boss is always right.

You've got to admire his spunk.

Business men line up at the police station

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

'You can't do anything right. What you need is confidence.'

Corporate Ladder.

". . . and in the corner to my right, weighing 217 pounds, fighting as a Capricorn with Capricorn rising and Mars conjunct Uranus in the fifth, out of Beaufort, South Carolinaaa. . ."

'It's says here that you are 'kind to inferiors'. I'm surprised to learn that there are any...'

'You need to recognise who your superiors are... I'm one, for a start.'

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

"Questions have been raised about our leadership skills!"

'You say you're willing to start at the bottom...'

Look at it this way Hepworth, somebody has to hold the corporate ladder.

'And this is Mr Whittingstall...He's in charge of compliance.'

Election

Genetics ensured that Nigel would forever ride short in the saddle.

'She's only a secretary, but she has her own suggestion box.'

"Sorry sir, but the upper echelons are by invitation only."

"I can't get these new codes straight!"