Hierarchy Jester Gifts

The boss is always right.

Look at it this way Hepworth, somebody has to hold the corporate ladder.

'You need to recognise who your superiors are... I'm one, for a start.'

"This position has become very important to the company."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

"Would anyone like to question my downsizing proposal?"

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

"It's my intelligence, talent and hard work that have got me to the top."

"Yeah, I'm still scared of it too, but the worst part is that it seems to be GROWING...."

'Here you are, Simmons!'

"It looks like we're reorganizing again."

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

"You might need to remind Mrs. Sanders it's 'bring your DAUGHTER to work' day."

'This is the latest management structure...It'll help you see where you fit in...'

"I've been in the doghouse ever since I tried to get my mother-in-law hanged as a witch."

'She just came down the stairs without walking.'

"All rise."

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."

'You are here.'

'No wonder we're losing money! --This organizational chart is upside down!'

"Fenwick asks the questions other executive staff won't dare."

"May I remind you that I'm still in charge here, Baskin. And when I say, 'Jump,' you say, 'How many floors.'"

"You're nobody's fool but you're not too smart for you own good, either."

"It means, Thank Goodness I'm Boss."

'Congratulations, Backstrom, I'm moving you up in the company food chain.'

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

"You say priorities, I hear suggestions."