Height Challengers Gifts

Genetics ensured that Nigel would forever ride short in the saddle.

"It's true: no more burpees."

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Man on Stilts in a Market

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

'How many more times must I tell you to keep this door CLOSED, Hoskins?'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Age 42: Still stuck at the children's table.

Son measuring his father against the wall.

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

You've got to admire his spunk.

Stilts go to Bobo the Clown's head.

Tightrope Walker.

Tossing for it.

". . . and in the corner to my right, weighing 217 pounds, fighting as a Capricorn with Capricorn rising and Mars conjunct Uranus in the fifth, out of Beaufort, South Carolinaaa. . ."

'It's says here that you are 'kind to inferiors'. I'm surprised to learn that there are any...'

Man on stilts on a date.

'Prove it.'

Mount Everest.

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."

'Ever get the urge to say 'the hell with it' and just jump?'

'It's the thin person inside you, screaming to get out - I'm afraid he's not alone.'

'What makes you so sure this is good for my health?'

No U Turn.

That's not what "living off the land" means, Ernie.

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"