Height Advantage Seeker Gifts

'What? How can you say this game is bor-ring?!'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

Man on Stilts in a Market

'How many more times must I tell you to keep this door CLOSED, Hoskins?'

'Big advantage!!'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

Son measuring his father against the wall.

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'

Tossing for it.

Tightrope Walker.

Stilts go to Bobo the Clown's head.

'Why are you people following me?'

Man on stilts on a date.

Man to man: 'I turned down a raise because I'm afraid of heights.'

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

'You just grew three inches.'

That's not what "living off the land" means, Ernie.

'I like you and all, it's just I usually don't date anyone shorter than me.'

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

Genetics ensured that Nigel would forever ride short in the saddle.

'But mountain goats never get agrophobia.'

Centipedes - 'Wow he must be a hundred feet tall!'

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on

Giraffe helping to change lightbulbs in a zoo.

"Bingo Tim: I can get a two-bar signal from here!"

'I'm scared of heights.' 'Relax... That's a depth.'

'Drop the rock!'

Reaching the Summit

Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?