Height Advantage Seeker Gifts

'What? How can you say this game is bor-ring?!'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Man on Stilts in a Market

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

'How many more times must I tell you to keep this door CLOSED, Hoskins?'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

'Big advantage!!'

Son measuring his father against the wall.

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'

Tightrope Walker.

Stilts go to Bobo the Clown's head.

Tossing for it.

Man to man: 'I turned down a raise because I'm afraid of heights.'

Man on stilts on a date.

'Why are you people following me?'

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

'I like you and all, it's just I usually don't date anyone shorter than me.'

'You just grew three inches.'

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

Genetics ensured that Nigel would forever ride short in the saddle.

'But mountain goats never get agrophobia.'

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'

"Bingo Tim: I can get a two-bar signal from here!"

Giraffe helping to change lightbulbs in a zoo.

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on

'I'm scared of heights.' 'Relax... That's a depth.'

'Drop the rock!'

Reaching the Summit

Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?

Billy strip: wanting to be taller.