Hierarchy Doubter Pillows

"May I remind you that I'm still in charge here, Baskin. And when I say, 'Jump,' you say, 'How many floors.'"

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

"The boss can see you now."

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

'Here you are, Simmons!'

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."

"Sorry, Pete, but Bill is now my 'go-to' guy. Until further notice, you're my 'anybody-but' guy."

'You are here.'

You are here.

'No wonder we're losing money! --This organizational chart is upside down!'

'We've got trouble, Henderson - Your people got with my people and decided they didn't need us.'

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

Hunter-Gatherer, Agriculture, Services, Tech. . . Job-Hunter-Gatherer.

"Watch what you say, Jenkins. It's but a short step from insolent to insolvent."

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

Door labelled: 'False Economy Analysis & Research.'

Age 42: Still stuck at the children's table.

You've got to admire his spunk.

The boss is always right.

"Top management told middle management to tell me to tell you to shape up."

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

'Is this a trick question?'

"You'll probably have to start at the bottom, son, like the House of Representatives."

Corporate Ladder.

'It's says here that you are 'kind to inferiors'. I'm surprised to learn that there are any...'

'You need to recognise who your superiors are... I'm one, for a start.'

'You are this week's top person on the team pyramid.'

Design and Display company's executives have their titles displayed on their foreheads.

"King of what, exactly?"

'.and you will be promoted to Regimental Sergeant Major...'

Look at it this way Hepworth, somebody has to hold the corporate ladder.