Hierarchy Challenger Pillows

"I would like all of you to think of me as one of the guys."

'We prefer not to be formal here.'

Age 42: Still stuck at the children's table.

'It's says here that you are 'kind to inferiors'. I'm surprised to learn that there are any...'

'She's only a secretary, but she has her own suggestion box.'

A title doesn't make you a leader.

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

"The boss can see you now."

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

'Here you are, Simmons!'

"It looks like we're reorganizing again."

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

Mental Health System Breakdown

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

'I know that you think you should be the President of this company, Your Majesty. But, you'll just have to work your way up, like I did!'

"Sorry, Pete, but Bill is now my 'go-to' guy. Until further notice, you're my 'anybody-but' guy."

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."

'No wonder we're losing money! --This organizational chart is upside down!'

You are here.

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

"All our staff are equal, but the ones with qualifications are more equal than others."

"May I remind you that I'm still in charge here, Baskin. And when I say, 'Jump,' you say, 'How many floors.'"

"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated..."

"I must have completely lost track of time."

"It means, Thank Goodness I'm Boss."

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

'Why do it the easy way when you can do it the right way?'

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

Hunter-Gatherer, Agriculture, Services, Tech. . . Job-Hunter-Gatherer.

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"Watch what you say, Jenkins. It's but a short step from insolent to insolvent."

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."