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"I would like all of you to think of me as one of the guys."

You've got to admire his spunk.

'We prefer not to be formal here.'

Age 42: Still stuck at the children's table.

'It's says here that you are 'kind to inferiors'. I'm surprised to learn that there are any...'

'She's only a secretary, but she has her own suggestion box.'

A title doesn't make you a leader.

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

"The boss can see you now."

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

"It's my intelligence, talent and hard work that have got me to the top."

'Here you are, Simmons!'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

"It looks like we're reorganizing again."

Mental Health System Breakdown

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

'I know that you think you should be the President of this company, Your Majesty. But, you'll just have to work your way up, like I did!'

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

"Sorry, Pete, but Bill is now my 'go-to' guy. Until further notice, you're my 'anybody-but' guy."

You are here.

'No wonder we're losing money! --This organizational chart is upside down!'

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

"It means, Thank Goodness I'm Boss."

Foreclosed

"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated..."

"May I remind you that I'm still in charge here, Baskin. And when I say, 'Jump,' you say, 'How many floors.'"

"I must have completely lost track of time."

Capitalism

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

"All our staff are equal, but the ones with qualifications are more equal than others."

'Why do it the easy way when you can do it the right way?'