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'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."

"Watch what you say, Jenkins. It's but a short step from insolent to insolvent."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Children's Parties

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

Balancing work and family

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"Look Billington, if you can't take the strain, tell me, ok?"

"First break since 2008."

'Save us!'

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"It's my intelligence, talent and hard work that have got me to the top."