Sideshow Star Gifts

Clown Shaving

"Could I ask just one question?"

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

Cheerleaders

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"Jeez, these things are hot."

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

Staycation Photos

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"Your school report is brilliant! It's going straight into the fireproof box for safe keeping..."

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

'It's for show and tell!'

"When I can't sleep I count Powerpoint slides."

'It's hard to believe that at home, she's a mommy.'

'My classmates voted me most likely to succeed!'

The Lobster Man - The Sand-Eating Child - The Alligator Lady - The Living Head

'Hello, Mrs. Horton? Could you please stop by school this afternoon?'

"Thank you for coming into the studio tonight, your story is truly a fascinating one, however I've decided our time would be better spent reviewing my meteoric rise to celebrity status within this television network."

"You always seem to get good grades in Show and Tell."

"Which brings us to my next point."

Sit ups.

'You are good with kids, but you need a teaching credential to teach.'

Barnum & Bailey's 3 - ring progeny

"Admit it, you didn't prepare your slide presentation, did you?"

Kissing Booth

Child chatting on cell phone at top of slide.