Sidewalk Story Fan Gifts

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The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Yes, all at once!'

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

This side is the gag reel.

Moby Dick

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

Ask A Silly Question.

Mom dwarves.

Pavement Artist

Romulus and Remus

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

"You don't think this could be construed as ironic do you?"

God's Double Whammy.

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

Bertolt Brecht

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

Updated Fairy Tales Cinderella. My lawyers won't let me do glass slippers anymore --- Too many liability issues.

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

Frog Prince

Little Miss Muffet Does Lunch

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."