Store Story Fan Gifts

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Yes, all at once!'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Moby Dick

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

I love Museum Shops

Ask A Silly Question.

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

Romulus and Remus

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

God's Double Whammy.

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

It's an I-O-Ewe.

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

Frog Prince

Hooks R Us.

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

Teacher reading.

'I know how you can get him to notice you.'

Peter