Station Story Fan Gifts

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Yes, all at once!'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

This side is the gag reel.

Moby Dick

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

Ask A Silly Question.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

Mom dwarves.

"You don't think this could be construed as ironic do you?"

Romulus and Remus

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

Bertolt Brecht

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

God's Double Whammy.

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

God's Phone

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

Updated Fairy Tales Cinderella. My lawyers won't let me do glass slippers anymore --- Too many liability issues.

Frog Prince

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the upcoming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"