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An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Yes, all at once!'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Moby Dick

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Ask A Silly Question.

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

Romulus and Remus

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

God's Double Whammy.

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

God's Phone

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

Frog Prince

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

'I know how you can get him to notice you.'