Storybook Scenario Fan T-Shirts

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

The Fourth Little Pig

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

Moby Dick

This side is the gag reel.

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Ask A Silly Question.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

Romulus and Remus

'With this organ transplant, you may find yourself doing a lot of thinking with your heart,'

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

'They are known as 'The Magnificent Seven'!'

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

"You don't think this could be construed as ironic do you?"

"If only we had adventures like in this book. I wouldn't even know where to begin to look..." "You may find, fun is always on my mind! Shall we take the weego my amigo?"

'The bad news is the Big Bad Wolf is coming. The good news is I've got some great rates on Homeowner's Insurance!'

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

"You can huff and puff all you want. The house is foreclosed and belongs to the bank."

"You'll get right back over here if you know what's good for you!"

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'