Storybook Scenario Fan Pillows

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

The Fourth Little Pig

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

Moby Dick

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

Ask A Silly Question.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

"If only we had adventures like in this book. I wouldn't even know where to begin to look..." "You may find, fun is always on my mind! Shall we take the weego my amigo?"

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

Romulus and Remus

'The bad news is the Big Bad Wolf is coming. The good news is I've got some great rates on Homeowner's Insurance!'

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

"You can huff and puff all you want. The house is foreclosed and belongs to the bank."

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

"You'll get right back over here if you know what's good for you!"

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'