Store Story Fan Pillows

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Yes, all at once!'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Moby Dick

This side is the gag reel.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

I love Museum Shops

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

Ask A Silly Question.

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Mom dwarves.

Romulus and Remus

"You don't think this could be construed as ironic do you?"

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

Bertolt Brecht

It's an I-O-Ewe.

God's Double Whammy.

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

Hooks R Us.

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

Frog Prince

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

Updated Fairy Tales Cinderella. My lawyers won't let me do glass slippers anymore --- Too many liability issues.

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

Teacher reading.

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the upcoming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"