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Little Piano

Baby Piano

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

"Oooh...yes! I frickin' love this song too!"

'He's busy right now. I have to put you on hold. Would you like to hear show tunes, classical or easy listening?'

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

Headphone swing

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

'His vocabulary is tiny, but effective.'

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

Bass Clef

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

Gramophone Headphone

'I am glad I never caught any rabbits! I've been living off the royalties ever since!'

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

Two musicians

"You definately have a musical ear"

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

"It's time."

Hello, auto club? I have an emergency. What's happened, sir? Ever since I upgraded to iOS 8, my iPhone hasn't been syncing with my car stereo over bluetooth. I don't feel comfortable driving without being able to hear my "driving" playlist. How long till you get here? Sir, we're going to have to revoke your membership.

Young boy shows refined taste in champagne

Predatory Pianos.

'You've take up the violin at 76? Must be hell for those living at 74 and 78...'

Girl collects hotel toiletries.