Supermarket Tiller Gifts

'Cashier number four... Maggie is due her tea break.'

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Unusual Offers

Personal Assistants.

Runner Bean...

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

Supermarket Merge

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

Low Hanging Fruit

Workaholic goes to Pisa

Friendly bacteria

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

'Storm'

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

Complex Carbs

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'

Plane Yogurt.

'Only way I can get people in on a Sunday.'

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

'Tiling a Bathroom for a Crossword Puzzle Editor.'

'Mother and child buying cereal.'

Kitchen Tiling.

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"