Supermarket Tiller T-Shirts

'Cashier number four... Maggie is due her tea break.'

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Unusual Offers

Personal Assistants.

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Runner Bean...

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

Low Hanging Fruit

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

Workaholic goes to Pisa

Friendly bacteria

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

'Storm'

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

Complex Carbs

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

Plane Yogurt.

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

'Only way I can get people in on a Sunday.'

'Tiling a Bathroom for a Crossword Puzzle Editor.'

'Mother and child buying cereal.'

Kitchen Tiling.

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"