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Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

The DaVinci Code

hard-boiled egg...

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'You know too much,'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Chiller Theatre

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

The Philip Marlow family

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Milkin' Impossible

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

A man runs on the water from a shark.

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

A skier and a paraglider

'Not here, Fred.'

Workaholic goes to Pisa

A spy

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'