Tiller Thrillers Mugs

HELL's TILLERS.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

The DaVinci Code

hard-boiled egg...

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'You know too much,'

Chiller Theatre

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

The Philip Marlow family

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Milkin' Impossible

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

A man runs on the water from a shark.

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

A skier and a paraglider

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

'Not here, Fred.'

Workaholic goes to Pisa

A spy

"Heeeere's your contractor. Sorry I'm three weeks late, but better late than never, I always say."