Thriller Lover Mugs

'Any ideas other than a tunnel?'

"Oh God, who are you?"

Spies surround a man at his office desk

'I hate it when you bring your work home!'

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

'Here comes the scary part.'

'Hey, Hank... are you aka Julius Kelly?'

The Wrath of the Godfather of Ventriloquism

'Yes, this is my home office. Why do you ask, honey?'

Pillow talk gets real

Milkin' Impossible

"Where are the others?"

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

The DaVinci Code

hard-boiled egg...

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

On the brink.

The Philip Marlow family

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Isn't this fun?"

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Newton's Law and Order.

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'