Grocery Store Griper Gifts

Human Cull: People in the supermarket who stop and chat with their carts blocking the aisle.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Non-Humble Pie.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

New Marvel Heroes

Try our new genetically engineered produce.

Runner Bean...

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

Grocery Shopping

Alphabet soup

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

Low Hanging Fruit

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

Friendly bacteria

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

'Fresh eggs!'

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

Complex Carbs

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

Larry's Literary Market.

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

'They're doing their tests now?

Mom & Pop Grocerette

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