Garden Griper Gifts

Searching for a witty gift for someone who’s always complaining about gardening? Our collection features playful and humorous items that celebrate their garden griper personality, perfect for adding some fun to their gardening frustrations.

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Vine-Gripened Tomatoes

Vine-Gripened Tomatoes mockup

Vine-Gripened Tomatoes mockup

Vine-Gripened Tomatoes mockup

Vine-Gripened Tomatoes mockup

Vine-Gripened Tomatoes

from $19.00

The Jeopardy of Progress

The Jeopardy of Progress mockup

The Jeopardy of Progress mockup

The Jeopardy of Progress mockup

The Jeopardy of Progress mockup

The Jeopardy of Progress

from $19.00

The Busy Gardener

The Busy Gardener mockup

The Busy Gardener mockup

The Busy Gardener mockup

The Busy Gardener mockup

The Busy Gardener

from $19.00

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Something Wilted This Way Comes. mockup

Something Wilted This Way Comes. mockup

Something Wilted This Way Comes. mockup

Something Wilted This Way Comes. mockup

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

from $19.00

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Pinocchio's Second Realization mockup

Pinocchio's Second Realization mockup

Pinocchio's Second Realization mockup

Pinocchio's Second Realization mockup

Pinocchio's Second Realization

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'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?' mockup

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?' mockup

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?' mockup

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?' mockup

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

from $19.00

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!" mockup

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!" mockup

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!" mockup

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!" mockup

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

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'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.' mockup

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.' mockup

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.' mockup

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.' mockup

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

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"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends." mockup

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends." mockup

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends." mockup

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends." mockup

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

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"Garden variety allergies."

"Garden variety allergies." mockup

"Garden variety allergies." mockup

"Garden variety allergies." mockup

"Garden variety allergies." mockup

"Garden variety allergies."

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"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy." mockup

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy." mockup

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy." mockup

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy." mockup

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

from $19.00

Beginning Yarder.

Beginning Yarder. mockup

Beginning Yarder. mockup

Beginning Yarder. mockup

Beginning Yarder. mockup

Beginning Yarder.

from $19.00

Yard Sale mockup

Yard Sale mockup

Yard Sale mockup

Yard Sale mockup

Yard Sale

from $19.00

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry! mockup

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry! mockup

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry! mockup

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry! mockup

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

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This is NOT 'nipping out'.

This is NOT 'nipping out'. mockup

This is NOT 'nipping out'. mockup

This is NOT 'nipping out'. mockup

This is NOT 'nipping out'. mockup

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

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Barbecue mockup

Barbecue mockup

Barbecue mockup

Barbecue mockup

Barbecue

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"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"Enough with the treehugging already!" mockup

"Enough with the treehugging already!" mockup

"Enough with the treehugging already!" mockup

"Enough with the treehugging already!" mockup

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

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'...and this is the water garden...'

'...and this is the water garden...' mockup

'...and this is the water garden...' mockup

'...and this is the water garden...' mockup

'...and this is the water garden...' mockup

'...and this is the water garden...'

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Garden of Eden and scrumping

Garden of Eden and scrumping mockup

Garden of Eden and scrumping mockup

Garden of Eden and scrumping mockup

Garden of Eden and scrumping mockup

Garden of Eden and scrumping

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Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading." mockup

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading." mockup

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading." mockup

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading." mockup

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

from $19.00

Balding gnomes mockup

Balding gnomes mockup

Balding gnomes mockup

Balding gnomes mockup

Balding gnomes

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'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!'

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!' mockup

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!' mockup

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!' mockup

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!' mockup

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!'

from $19.00

'Where are you going?'

'Where are you going?' mockup

'Where are you going?' mockup

'Where are you going?' mockup

'Where are you going?' mockup

'Where are you going?'

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Technical Terms Explained: Suckers.

Technical Terms Explained: Suckers. mockup

Technical Terms Explained: Suckers. mockup

Technical Terms Explained: Suckers. mockup

Technical Terms Explained: Suckers. mockup

Technical Terms Explained: Suckers.

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"I now recognize the basement was a bad idea."

"I now recognize the basement was a bad idea." mockup

"I now recognize the basement was a bad idea." mockup

"I now recognize the basement was a bad idea." mockup

"I now recognize the basement was a bad idea." mockup

"I now recognize the basement was a bad idea."

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'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!' mockup

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!' mockup

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!' mockup

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!' mockup

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

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'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!' mockup

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!' mockup

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!' mockup

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!' mockup

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

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"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves." mockup

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves." mockup

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves." mockup

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves." mockup

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

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"I used to have A Green thumb but it was mainly for hedge funds."

"I used to have A Green thumb but it was mainly for hedge funds." mockup

"I used to have A Green thumb but it was mainly for hedge funds." mockup

"I used to have A Green thumb but it was mainly for hedge funds." mockup

"I used to have A Green thumb but it was mainly for hedge funds." mockup

"I used to have A Green thumb but it was mainly for hedge funds."

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'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.' mockup

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.' mockup

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.' mockup

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.' mockup

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

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'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...' mockup

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...' mockup

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...' mockup

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...' mockup

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

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Garden Griper Gifts Collection

Garden Griper Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous garden griper mugs—perfect for those who love to chuckle with every sip.

Garden Griper Pillows

Check out our playful pillows—funny accessories to bring personality and laughter to any garden corner or lounge.

Garden Griper Prints

Discover humorous prints that capture the garden griper’s personality—making their outdoor space uniquely theirs.

Garden Griper T-Shirts

Find the ideal witty T-shirt for garden grippers—lighthearted designs that celebrate their gardening antics with humor.