Garden Digger Gifts

'I think someone wants you to search for buried bones.'

Pumpkin patch

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Go! Means NOW!

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Raining

Okay, dig that one up!

Planting by the Moon.

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

'I think I've scored.'

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

Weeds

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

Barbecue

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

"You didn't seriously think that one does one's own huffing and puffing these days, did you?"

'Success in business door' - keep your finger on the button doorbell.

Bonsai Exhibit

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

'He took a fetching class.'

'Thoreau, doing research on chapter 7'

"Yorick, you dolt! Alas, poor Yorick!"

'Are they fresh?'

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'