Garden Digger Mugs

'I think someone wants you to search for buried bones.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Pumpkin patch

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Go! Means NOW!

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Do you have to write the 5 paragraph essays to be a rich investment banker? Or rock star? Or famous actress? No. No. And no. Then why learn to write one? So when those jobs don't work out

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Okay, dig that one up!

Raining

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Planting by the Moon.

'I think I've scored.'

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

Barbecue

Weeds

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

"You didn't seriously think that one does one's own huffing and puffing these days, did you?"

'Success in business door' - keep your finger on the button doorbell.

Bonsai Exhibit

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

'He took a fetching class.'

'Thoreau, doing research on chapter 7'

'Don't wear that shirt in the garden dear. Roses don't fit in with my planting scheme'

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"Yorick, you dolt! Alas, poor Yorick!"

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'