Gravedigger Gifts

"I don't want to talk about it."

"Will that be all, sir?"

The Goblin and the Sexton

Gravedigger

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

'Stick with it son; we'll make a grave-digger of you yet.'

Cemetery neighbors

"Oh, he's off sick. I'm just filling in!"

'Looks like another crossword fanatic. We are to bury him six down and three across.'

'We've hit the jackpot,d Rusty. This collection must have taken years to build up.'

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

'You have no new messages in your mailbox.'

''Larry this' and 'Larry that'. . . And no one has anything nice to say about the hole.'

'Nice to have the rank and file picket with us.'

'Here, every shift is the graveyard shift, Collins.'

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

'Turn left, turn right, dig here.'

Mass grave.

"Grave rage, Vicar, we get a lot of it now"

"Now get to chiseling."

People burying their old Christmas trees.

"You're doing that all wrong."

Yardless: Please help

Deaths from Coronavirus

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Must get a longer cable."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Clearing the castle's moat.

Ventriloquist Grave

Beware of the Undergrowth.

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.