Graveyard Groundskeeper Gifts

A Late Bloomer.

Deaths from Coronavirus

Yardless: Please help

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Must get a longer cable."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Clearing the castle's moat.

Extra Long-jump

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

Beware of the Undergrowth.

Ventriloquist Grave

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Mask Autumn

Pranking Zombies

Turd golf...

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

As senior assistant groundskeeper, Louie was responsible for dragging the infielders before every game.

Neighbors blowing leaves that are blown back at them.

'McWit never could build anything level.'

The Goblin and the Sexton

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

'I asked you to spread GRIT on our icy path...'

We built your beds, planted, mulched and set up your watering system. Nice work! Here's your check. Thanks! I love gardening. Me, too!

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."