Graveyard Gardener Gifts

Searching for a unique gift for a gardener with a dark sense of humor or a fascination with spooky landscapes? Our collection celebrates the creative world of the graveyard gardener with witty and charming items that blend nature and the macabre. Perfect for those who treat their plants as if they’re tending to their own little necropolis, these products are a playful way to show appreciation and add a touch of morbid whimsy to their gardening routine.

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'Eddie's a ghoul and a vegan.'

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Prize vegetables.

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'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.' mockup

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

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'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!' mockup

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

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So Close..

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'Make sure you pretend to water it.' mockup

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

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'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.'' mockup

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

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"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos." mockup

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

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Something Wilted This Way Comes.

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Gardener clipping topiary stairs

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The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener mockup

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

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Gardener attacked by plants.

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Pumpkin patch

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"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!" mockup

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

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"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?" mockup

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

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Plant Lady

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Gardener

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Doing the borders.

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"First time pruning?"

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'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.' mockup

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

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Plants Cheer as They Get Watered. mockup

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

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'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.' mockup

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

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An Unexpected Guest.

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"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden." mockup

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

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'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?' mockup

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

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Rose Garden

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I guess she had other plans for you. mockup

I guess she had other plans for you.

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"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend." mockup

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

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Deaths from Coronavirus

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Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol. mockup

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

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'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

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Yardless: Please help

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'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.' mockup

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

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Graveyard Gardener Gifts Collection

Graveyard Gardener Mugs

Explore our collection of graveyard gardener mugs and bring a humorous touch to their morning brew.

Graveyard Gardener Pillows

Find pillows that celebrate their love of spooky gardens—great for adding dark whimsy to any space.

Graveyard Gardener Prints

Browse our prints collection to add eerie elegance and dark beauty to their garden or home decor.

Graveyard Gardener T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts designed for the creative graveyard gardener—perfect for casual wear and expressing their unique passion.