Grocery Store Griper Pillows

Human Cull: People in the supermarket who stop and chat with their carts blocking the aisle.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Non-Humble Pie.

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

New Marvel Heroes

Runner Bean...

Grocery Shopping

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

Alphabet soup

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

Low Hanging Fruit

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

Friendly bacteria

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

'Fresh eggs!'

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

Complex Carbs

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

Larry's Literary Market.

'They're doing their tests now?

Vegicurious

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

Mom & Pop Grocerette

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour