Home Tidiers Gifts

I'm fed up with cleaning your room! From now on, wipe your feet!

"Try lowering the setting!"

Let's get organized

Maybe clean out your wallet

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

A Mom's Purse

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."

Super glue hoovering

The Movers - Decluttering

Desert Island Raking

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

'I finally got rid of all my junk mail.' - 'You have no new messages.' - 'On reflection, I miss the false sense of popularity.'

"I thought you were organizing my stuff."

The murphy desk

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

'Quick, everyone back to the center!'

Clearing Away Christmas

"How many times did I tell you? Don't put the outdated chargers in the drawer for broken headphones."

"You can tell he's not a stray. He picks up after himself."

While you're down there, Hon, see if we got the Belle Boudoir catalog.

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.

'Particles, particles, particles.'

In case of urge to tidy up, clean glass.

'My mom doesn't really respect my privacy. She just can't stand to come in my room.'

'I value order above all.'

"There you are - you can put knives back in the right order if you try, without my condescending advice."

"It's not so much spring cleaning as it is 'My mom is visiting for Mother's Day' cleaning."

'I wish these wrestlers would clear up after themselves.'

Why Nature Abhors A Vacuum

'I've made up my Christmas list, too. . . 1) For someone to clean up his room. 2) Hang up his clothes. . .'

"Looks like I'm suffering from information overload."

'Steven? Are you in bed yet?'