Desktop Tidier Gifts

'There we go desktop all tidy.'

Let's get organized

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Sweep the board.

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

A Mom's Purse

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

The Movers - Decluttering

I'm fed up with cleaning your room! From now on, wipe your feet!

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

'This closet needs digitized.'

Desert Island Raking

"Please wait while I load up software you'll never use and stick random icons all over the place."

'I finally got rid of all my junk mail.' - 'You have no new messages.' - 'On reflection, I miss the false sense of popularity.'

Clearing Away Christmas

The murphy desk

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

'Quick, everyone back to the center!'

"I thought you were organizing my stuff."

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.

'Particles, particles, particles.'

"I'll tell you what: I'll clean up your room, you clean up my laptop."

"Let's see if we can't scatter the trash all over his desktop."

"You can tell he's not a stray. He picks up after himself."

While you're down there, Hon, see if we got the Belle Boudoir catalog.