Desk Tidying Gifts

'Now...where did I put that 'How to keep your desk tidy' memo?'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Let's get organized

Organization is not rocket science!

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Maybe clean out your wallet

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

Two stressed drinking birds

"We need a better piling system."

Meaningful...Meaningless relationships.

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

Desk boxes - sublimeridiculous.

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

VIBES, Inc: 'Good...Bad'

Desert Island Raking

The Movers - Decluttering

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

The Secret Life of Pens

Looking busy.

Minister's File

Widgets, Inc: Inventory. . . Sales. . .RETURNS.

Stress and Relief Desk Organizers.

Sorry, sir, but today is Tuesday, and I never did get the hang of Tuesdays.

"I see you decluttered."