Workplace Tidying Gifts

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

Let's get organized

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

'Maybe you shouldn't eat by your keyboard.'

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

The Movers - Decluttering

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

Desert Island Raking

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

Clearing Away Christmas

The murphy desk

"I thought you were organizing my stuff."

"I see you decluttered."

"How many times did I tell you? Don't put the outdated chargers in the drawer for broken headphones."

'Don't just sit there buffering, clean up you room.'

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.

'I did my part of house cleaning, now it's your time...it's shovel ready'

"I've had enough of your garbage."

"You can tell he's not a stray. He picks up after himself."

'Particles, particles, particles.'

'Now...where did I put that 'How to keep your desk tidy' memo?'

'I value order above all.'

Horn of lost things