Workplace Tidying Pillows

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

Let's get organized

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Maybe clean out your wallet

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

'Maybe you shouldn't eat by your keyboard.'

Desert Island Raking

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"

The Movers - Decluttering

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

Clearing Away Christmas

"Parting the clutter in your room isn't the same as cleaning it, Moses."

The murphy desk

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

"I thought you were organizing my stuff."

"I see you decluttered."

"You can tell he's not a stray. He picks up after himself."

'Particles, particles, particles.'

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.

"How many times did I tell you? Don't put the outdated chargers in the drawer for broken headphones."

'I did my part of house cleaning, now it's your time...it's shovel ready'

'Don't just sit there buffering, clean up you room.'

"I've had enough of your garbage."

'Now...where did I put that 'How to keep your desk tidy' memo?'

In case of urge to tidy up, clean glass.

'I value order above all.'