House-tidying Multitasker Pillows

'I know I shouldn't use it as a babysitter but it's the only way I can get any housework done.'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Hassled Mother.

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"

Super glue hoovering

'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'

"How many times did I tell you? Don't put the outdated chargers in the drawer for broken headphones."

Why Nature Abhors A Vacuum

Woman Knitting With Her Feet.

"You got this!! Just three more! You're crushing it!!"

"Talk to me while I ignore you."

"I need a smaller brush-head to get between his feet and the armchair."

'Is she teething again?'

Dr. McWit likes to show off his multitasking skills.

A woman types with her feet while drinking tea.

Multipurpose car

'I'm a doctor, lawyer, and your congressman. Are you a patient, client, or constituent?'

Vacuuming.

"I prefer sawn-off arrows. They double up as knitting needles for the wife.2

How the cords get all tangled up when you're away.

"Overall, your performance review is good, although I wonder if you are taking your job seriously enough."

"To overcome your fear of vacuum cleaners, we'll start with a dustbuster and work our way up."

Blast those wildcat actions!

"How much would you charge to get my husband to love taking out the garbage?"

'On a scale of 1 to 10 how irritating do I find telephone surveys?...'

'Can you come back next week and demonstrate it yet again?'