Multi-tasker Pillows

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Hassled Mother.

'I'm a doctor, lawyer, and your congressman. Are you a patient, client, or constituent?'

'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'

Multipurpose car

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Jack of all trades

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"I had to skip my workout."

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

Multi-Tasking

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Food deliverer's baby.

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

Multimedia-Conglomerate-Tasking

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

"Let me put on my 'working' head."