Multi-armed Multitasker Pillows

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

Balancing work and family

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Why do you need so many computers?

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

Hassled Mother.

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

Studying and technology

Multitasking executive dog

Mom simultaneously feeds baby his bottle, and husband his.