Modern Multitasker Pillows

"Will you turn that TV down? Can't you see I'm on the phone?"

'You can jump down yourself, darling - Mummy's on her mobile.'

'My phone is beeping, would you mind if I dumped you to find out if it's someone more interesting?'

'I could never do two things at once until I got a cellphone.'

"I need one charger that will work on my phone, my car, and my brain."

Tightrope Walker Balancing with Phone

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

Hassled Mother.

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

Creative entrepreneur at work

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

Mom simultaneously feeds baby his bottle, and husband his.

Homeschooling

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

Studying and technology

"You wouldn't believe how many patients he sees in a single day!"

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

Having It All

"What?!"

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"Everything I needed to know I learned from my mother - but I usually follow up with a YouTube video for verification purposes."

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"