Multitasker Pillows

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

Secretary is filing her nails and wears ear rings which read, 'IN' and, 'OUT'.

Woman in control of household and kids.

'I'm taking a survey on how today's housewife spends her leisure time.'

'Mummy... one of my friends says you can watch films and cartoons and stories on T.V as well.'

Bob's Window Washing and Private Investigator!

'What do you do with the baby while you're working, Doctor?'

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

'Who's gonna tell her she's wearing two different shoes?'

"I'm your court-appointed attorney, but I'm really an interior decorator."

"Has the penalty shoot out started yet? I need to crack on with the hoovering."

Ex-Victorian (Australia) Premier; Jeff Kennett.

"This is only one of the jobs I have. Buying my kids the latest phones, games and gadgets doesn't come cheap."

"Money is tight so everyone has to take on additional roles."

"Welcome to Mom's place. I'll be your waitress, dishwasher, and cook tonight..."

Basketball Player Driving and Bouncing a Ball.

Office worker has Swiss office knife.

"Today we're learning how to simultaneously drive and talk on the cell phone!"

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

'Can I call you back? My eleven o'clock is waiting.'

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

Homeschooling

Man uses the heater water to heat his kettle.

"Who...said...that...men can't...multi-task..."

"You work from home? Me neither."

Man using wi-fi to surf the internet whilst on the lavatory

"I'm going to grab a snack, turn down the heat, check a few scores, put the clothes in the dryer and go to the bathroom. ... You need anything?"

"Day care worker's delight: Velcro diapers"

Working From Home/Working From Home But It's the Holidays

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"You know I hate it when you bring work home..."

'Between football, basketball, and track, out moms do more running around than we do.'

Mom simultaneously feeds baby his bottle, and husband his.

Personal organiser (Mother).