"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"
Professional Multitasker Pillows
Add a cozy touch to their space with pillows that celebrate their multitasking talents—think clever sayings or creative designs that inspire and amuse.
"Relax warrior, it's not the weekend."
"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."
Out and In.
"Drunk, yet orderly"
"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."
Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.
"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."
"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"
Hassled Mother.
"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."
"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."
"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"
"Let me put on my 'working' head."
'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'
Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.
Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.
"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."
"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."
Homeschooling
"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."
Studying and technology
'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'
Mom simultaneously feeds baby his bottle, and husband his.
"You wouldn't believe how many patients he sees in a single day!"
Multitasking
"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"
Having It All
"What?!"
'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'
The Swiss Arm-y Wife
I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.
'I juggle a family, a career, and three cell phones.'
'Who's gonna tell her she's wearing two different shoes?'
'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'
Professional Multitasker Pillows Collection
Professional Multitasker Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous and stylish mugs perfect for the ultimate professional multitasker—ideal for morning coffee or a quick laugh.
Professional Multitasker Prints
Discover vibrant prints that showcase the multitasking spirit—ideal for decorating a creative or busy space with personality.
Professional Multitasker T-Shirts
Check out t-shirts designed for the multitasker who does it all with wit and style—perfect for casual days or making a statement.