Multitasking Pro Pillows

'I juggle a family, a career, and three cell phones.'

"No problem, B. J. I can talk and baste at the same time."

Out and In.

"You can talk, text, and browse all at the same time on this!"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Jack of all trades

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Balancing work and family

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Food deliverer's baby.

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"I had to skip my workout."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

Multi-Tasking

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

Why do you need so many computers?

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"....how many kids have we got now?"

Multimedia-Conglomerate-Tasking

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."