Master Multitasker Pillows

Sorry, still got my 'raising kids' head on...

"You wouldn't believe how many patients he sees in a single day!"

Busy woman

"Mia Farrow would find the time!"

I find that walking the halls with papers provides the perfect cover for my real reason which is to get a cardio workout on the job.

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

Studying and technology

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

Multitasking

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

Out and In.

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Balancing work and family

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Why do you need so many computers?

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'