Creative Multitasker Pillows

Trumpet Clothesline.

Monk uses his hood as a shopping bag.

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

Creative entrepreneur at work

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

Soccer kids texting

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

Homeschooling

Mom simultaneously feeds baby his bottle, and husband his.

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

Studying and technology

"You wouldn't believe how many patients he sees in a single day!"

Having It All

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

"What?!"

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

'Who's gonna tell her she's wearing two different shoes?'

"Will you turn that TV down? Can't you see I'm on the phone?"

"If anyone can balance a career with motherhood and state-sponsored terrorism, it's Jeannie."

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'