Crafty Multitasker Pillows

Woman Knitting With Her Feet.

"Overall, your performance review is good, although I wonder if you are taking your job seriously enough."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

Hassled Mother.

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

Creative entrepreneur at work

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

Mom simultaneously feeds baby his bottle, and husband his.

Studying and technology

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

Homeschooling

"You wouldn't believe how many patients he sees in a single day!"

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

'Who's gonna tell her she's wearing two different shoes?'

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

'I'm a communication expert because I can eat crisps, drink beer, read the news and talk to my wife while watching TV!'

Piano eight hands.

"Day care worker's delight: Velcro diapers"