Military Multitasker Pillows

'It's your employer...something about a sales meet at 11...or no pay!'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

Balancing work and family

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Why do you need so many computers?

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

Hassled Mother.

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

Homeschooling

Studying and technology

Mom simultaneously feeds baby his bottle, and husband his.

Overworked