Military Multitasker Mugs

'It's your employer...something about a sales meet at 11...or no pay!'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

Balancing work and family

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Why do you need so many computers?

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

Hassled Mother.

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

Overworked

Studying and technology

Multitasking executive dog

Mom simultaneously feeds baby his bottle, and husband his.